Drunk Uncle Loves (is) DonaldTrump!

Trump is a tee-totaler but reminds me of "Drunk Uncle," the Bobby Moynihan-created character on SNL. Both have a certain relaxed speaking style. Turns out Drunk Uncle loves Donald Trump! Let's get it directly from Drunk Uncle, and one of his rants from 2015:

"It's Trump time, baby! Somebody is finally saying the things I've been thinking and I've been saying... We both love White Russians... his wife's name is Melania and my doctor said that is what this mole is... These kids today don't even vote anymore... can I eat my flax seeds on my overboard... is this Apple Watch gender neutral... This is how we do it..."

"What do you specifically like about Trump?" ask Colin, the straight man.

"I don't just like him... I love him... He's gonna make America grapes American. He's got it all, he's got everything... he's got money, women, TV shows, Plaza, Ms. America Orange Hair.  He's perfect. Ms. He's like a big, gold beautiful Monopoly man... Yeah, I'm afraid of George Lopez... So I'm not celebrity apprentice, okay... Please that's not me... He's my President because he's finally gonna get rid of every single on of 'em-- crime, crime Colin, crime---crime perpetrated by immigrants!"

But the  Drunk Uncle known as Donald Trump has a twitter account and knows how to use it. The lies, innuendos, attacks, exaggerations, nicknames, make for some spicy reading. Maybe Trump will be nominated for the 2016  Pulitzer Prize for "Best Fiction-- 140 characters or less!

Donald Trump brags he anticipated the Orlando massacre, accuses Barack Obama of having some complicity...  Sounds like Drunk Uncle...

Trump, tweet-master, finds a way to create a spicy narrative. The man certainly has the golden pen when it comes to Twitter. He's like the master of Twitter.  I guess we all have our eyes glued to the over-arching narrative-- Election Day-- the tweet of all tweets.

In the meantime, here's to Bobby Moynihan... a brilliant comedian!